I Wish I was Cool Enough to Wear Headphones Around my Neck

If only I was cool enough to wear a set of big fucking head phones around my neck. I mean, really, ear buds are uncomfortable enough, by headphones are a bitch to carry around. And I know for a fact I'm defiantly not hip enough to wear them around my neck.

Remember the days when the only people who wore headphones around their necks were people listening to reggae? I think reggae is only enjoyable through big ass headphones, you want reggae that you can listen to through ear buds you'll just have to settle for ska.

But nowadays, fuck reggae, you can listen to any genre of music through headphones and still look hip, because they got motherfucking skulls now. Nothing says "I'm a definite bad ass " quite like skulls. I mean, skulls are serious fucking business. Plus they just state "Fuck reggae, I'm here for metal/emo/hardcore/[fake]punk.". And they make you look musically literate. To show that you are listening to something that's more in depth thenMTV shit.

In fact, I'm going to buy me some headphones right now to show how musically in depth I am. Take that society, trying to get me to settle with ear buds.