We've had Enough MJ, Fuck off

Remember a few months ago whenever the word "Michael Jackson" was thrown into a conversation the phrases "weirdo", "one or two good songs" and "okay when he was black" were brought up? More importantly, remember when the very topic of Michael Jackson was reserved for conversations on pedophilia or botched plastic surgery? I miss those days.

Michael Jackson died early summer, and we are still having this poor MJ bullshit shoveled down our necks like jello into the world's fattest man. And we are gobbling it up like the world's fattest man eating a plate of jello. We are now forced to view the late Michael Jackson as nothing less of a god.

And it seems as though everyone is still mourning wacko jacko as countless magazines still have his prefucked-up face on it. And stores are thriving off of posters and other worship items. There is even a god damn movie made about him. And why?

Bcause people who don't know snakes from dildos about music will find any convenient way to know snakes from dildos about music. And one good strategy to create the illusion of knowing snakes from dildos about music is to say random shit that seems to be the public's consensus on a subject. Such as "Michael Jackson was a genius".

Yeah, sure Michael Jackson was good at what he did in his prime. But I honestly didn't care excessively much when he died. I found it mildly interesting, but Michael Jackson passed his prime a long time ago. The only interesting thing he did between his death and the 90's was molest children (don't give me the innocent shit, if I owned half the Beatles royalties I could buy my way out of murder if I wanted to) and gradually become creepier.

Yeah, Michael Jackson dying is sad, but seriously, it's been a whole summer of shovelling that bullshit into our daily lives, we're done giving a shit.

Now the interesting thing seems to be those sweet Beatles royalties.....



Sweet, sweet, royalties.....