Omegle Interview #1

Strangers on the internet can be wild and interesting. But for the most part they are just a bunch of perverted little 14 year old fuckheads. Either way the internet has a way to present and randomize such encounters, and the most random generator of this is omegle.com. It's basically a chat session with a randomly selected person, no way to tell who it is unless you ask. And like any good person in any form of media, I am going exploit this with an interview.


Omegle conversation log
2009-10-09
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: Hello, I'm conducting an interview. May I ask a few simple questions?
Stranger: yea
You: Okay, first off, I need your age and gender
You: And no this is not an elaborate way to ask "asl".
Stranger: 21/m
You: Awesome, let's start
You: Which flavour of ice cream do you identify with the best?
Stranger: chocolate
You: Interesting. If you were a Beatle-Nazi combination, which would you be? (ie; Adolf Ringo, John Rommel ect.)
You: Pete Best counts but Mussolini doesn't
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fuck the internet.